My name is Christopher Hand and I live in King of Prussia, PA, USA. I went to Abington High School and graduated with a B.S. degree in Philosophy from Carnegie Mellon in 1988. I retired from Lockheed Martin in 2026 and am enjoying setting my own schedule. I spend my days with my wife Anna May and often with my granddaughter as well. On my own I enjoy many outdoor activities like kayaking, trail running and orienteering. The hats on toads thing is all explained here.