Is your child too immature to raise a real pet? Have there been "issues" recently?
Now with DisposablePets® you won't care anymore!
Your child has a short attention span. The pets are dying. We get it. We have the solution!
Each month we'll send you several insects or other small creatures. At least some of them should arrive alive to facinate your child for hours and hours. We don't provide any care instructions because we know your neglectful child won't follow them anyway!
Inevitably, your child will get bored, the pets will escape within your house and the child will turn to video games, like all kids do these days. He may even forget that the pets exist.
Assuming you you keep your food in the kitchen wrapped tightly, we 100% guarantee that all DisposablePets® that are too big for the vacuum cleaner are 100% flushable or your money back!
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