Reverse car wash

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Do you tell your coworkers that you're a weekend adventurer but your nice clean truck says otherwise?



Now with the Reverse Car Wash® your truck won't betray you anymore!

You haven't been outside in weeks. We understand. It's much more fun to play a video game where you can destroy the world rather than actually walking around and exploring. But your truck is sooo clean. We have the solution!

Drive your truck to our patented Reverse Car Wash® stations. Inside our waiting room we have coffee, video games and white walls. No windows or pictures to remind you of the scary world out there.

While you wait, our concierge service will take your vehicle to our special grooming grounds where we'll dress up your truck as if you've actually been somewhere.

You'll feel so proud pulling into work with your very muddy truck and no one will be the wiser!


Reserve your "wash" for this weekend now!



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